I Shoot JPEG T-Shirt Size:4XL

I Shoot JPEG T-Shirt Size:4XLFor photographers who know the struggle. The 4 AM alarms. The missed shots. The lens that cost more than the car. Printed to order in the USA no waste, no warehouse full of unsold stock. Comfortable enough for 12 hour shoots. Designs with technically accurate settings and self deprecating humor. Not generic camera memes. Not motivational nonsense. Just gear for photographers who respect the craft and can laugh at the absurdity.

nothing to post back

Leica rangefinder devotees

mapped from pure black at Zone 0 to paper-white at Zone X

Every photographer already knows this in the hands before the head catches up: half of a good frame is just deciding what not to look at

The oldest advice in photojournalism

You decide what the subject is

f/16 — fan out below

Both things are true

and you are close to correctly exposed without ever touching a meter

made another coffee

I also flinch a little every time I say it out loud

This shirt is the penance