World's Okayest Trombonist - Heavy Cotton Tee Heavy Cotton T-shirts

World's Okayest Trombonist - Heavy Cotton Tee Heavy Cotton T-shirtsThere's a fine line between humility and self loathing, and this shirt happens to be that line. Whatever side of that scale you tip toward, this tee is a guaranteed win for your self expression.

can't talk

almost-education tee

said no one ever

But don't worry

There was tequila

If you're headed to the boonies for a gig anytime soon

the infamous "intentionally left blank" note - a musical masterpiece of passive-aggressiveness

Nothing says "I'm still relevant" quite like a t-shirt with a nostalgic

Nothing helps society progress like reinforcing stereotypes

So open-carry your ankle-strapped soprano trombones and mouthpiece sash with confidence next time you stop into Barstow Station

dear musician

Perfect for those who live for the thrill of being the only one in the room who gets the joke